"Not Me Monday"

Okay, I'm going to try this....I've seen this on other people's blogs and I think they are hilarious. So, here we go.....I am going to add a few things from the past couple of weeks.... :)

When my kids broke my Scentsy last week, tears did NOT come out of my eyes.

I did NOT wake up last Friday morning at 7:06 when I have to be at school at 7:45. :)

Mollys birthday present is NOT still sitting in my floor waiting to be mailed 3 weeks late. (her bday was NOT on 1/12)

I did NOT cry my eyes out when I had to get an IV last weekend like a 5 year old and the nurse did NOT tell me that having a baby was 20 times worse.

I do NOT get jealous everytime someone new gets engaged or married every time I log onto facebook.

I did NOT beg Ty to let me buy the new "bama national champions" tervis tumbler at Bed Bath and Beyond on Sunday.

I did NOT lose my teacher badge and key to my classroom today when I left school and only went 1 place before I went home. I am most certainly NOT scatterbrained ;)

And last but not least, I most certainly did NOT take a wedding gift (a picture frame) out of the bag today (which was supposed to be given to the bride back in July) and use it for a picture of Ty and I. :) That is NOT tacky, right?